
We shouldn’t be allowed to have phones. Also, please follow her, because she’s the best.
Jul 15th / Tagged: hopelesslyamerican / 3 notes

Mia wanted pictures with Adam. We are too cute.
Jun 20th / Tagged: adamusprime Exceptionally Ordinary Tour hopelesslyamerican / 1 note

Aaaaand a happy one. I look like I’m on drugs.
Jun 20th / Tagged: Exceptionally Ordinary Tour adamusprime hopelesslyamerican / 1 note

Attention people: if you’re going to the Exceptionally Ordinary Tour in Seattle this coming week you will get to hang with not only the amazing people on the tour, but also my friend Mia and I. Who do shit like this. (Taken with Instagram)
Jun 16th / Tagged: hopelesslyamerican / 1 note
- Me: Nah this is America. And space. Spacemerica.
- Mia: Amerispace.
- Me: Interglactmerica.
- Mia: Glaxmerica.
- Me: Nebumerica.
- Mia: Blackhomerica.
- Me: Planetmerica.
- Mia: Moonmerica.
- Me: Uranamerica.
- Mia: THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE IN AMERICA! DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT YOU ARE! (and she sent me a picture of a bald eagle.)

Mia this is how I fell asleep.
That’s how hard I hit a wall.
Also,
he’s bo yo.
he can find your g spot
what the hell’s a g spot?
Jun 5th / Tagged: hopelesslyamerican / 0 notes
Jun 3rd / Tagged: hopelesslyamerican / 210,237 notesIt’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif
… WHAT A MINUTE, ANDERSON COOPER!
- She lived in Georgia
- She hates Georgia
- Her hair smells like grapes
- she watched Grease every day in the second grade
- She’s PJ’s friendo
- She had an MCR blog
- She had the best socks
- She’s my friend
- She once met the guy that wrote Scott Pilgrim who’s name I can’t remember
- He signed her books
- and drew her a little picture
- She draws really pretty pictures
- she had a brother named Ian or something
- She had a sister named Talula or however the fuck you spell it
- how cool is that
- she also had a brother named ronan
- She’s tall
- She gives the goodest of the good hugs
I know more but whatever.
I like her
follow her
she smells like grapes for crying out loud
Jun 3rd / Tagged: hopelesslyamerican / 1 note
- Me: Mia, Edible Arrangements are fucking pricey. We need a plan B for something to give Mr. Snead.
- Mia: LOLOLOL just draw him an edible arrangement with an attached note that says "Edible Arrangements are flippin' pricey, I tried though... And thanks for the B."
- Me: Or or or we get him friend chicken and write on it with a food coloring marker.
I accidentally type homelesslyamerican
and I looked at it for a second
and then said out loud
“I have made a grave mistake”
I think I should go to bed.
Jun 1st / Tagged: hopelesslyamerican / 4 notes
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I demand a spring wedding.
Jun 1st / Tagged: hopelesslyamerican / 1 note
Look! I made a video! :D Matt is in it! He’s cool! I talk about VidCon! And a new word me and my friend Mia came up with! You should follow her! And reblog this please? That would be the coolest thing ever. Please?
May 30th / Tagged: booshoe37 hopelesslyamerican emilyclementinee vlog / 6 notes


