We shouldn’t be allowed to have phones. Also, please follow her, because she’s the best.
Mother fucking space.
Attention people: if you’re going to the Exceptionally Ordinary Tour in Seattle this coming week you will get to hang with not only the amazing people on the tour, but also my friend Mia and I. Who do shit like this. (Taken with Instagram)
- Me: Nah this is America. And space. Spacemerica.
- Mia: Amerispace.
- Me: Interglactmerica.
- Mia: Glaxmerica.
- Me: Nebumerica.
- Mia: Blackhomerica.
- Me: Planetmerica.
- Mia: Moonmerica.
- Me: Uranamerica.
- Mia: THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE IN AMERICA! DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT YOU ARE! (and she sent me a picture of a bald eagle.)
I am ramona flowers. (Taken with Instagram)
Mia this is how I fell asleep.
That’s how hard I hit a wall.
he’s bo yo.
he can find your g spot
what the hell’s a g spot?
It’s like the cat realizes whose holding it in the second gif
… WHAT A MINUTE, ANDERSON COOPER!
- She lived in Georgia
- She hates Georgia
- Her hair smells like grapes
- she watched Grease every day in the second grade
- She’s PJ’s friendo
- She had an MCR blog
- She had the best socks
- She’s my friend
- She once met the guy that wrote Scott Pilgrim who’s name I can’t remember
- He signed her books
- and drew her a little picture
- She draws really pretty pictures
- she had a brother named Ian or something
- She had a sister named Talula or however the fuck you spell it
- how cool is that
- she also had a brother named ronan
- She’s tall
- She gives the goodest of the good hugs
I know more but whatever.
I like her
she smells like grapes for crying out loud
- Me: Mia, Edible Arrangements are fucking pricey. We need a plan B for something to give Mr. Snead.
- Mia: LOLOLOL just draw him an edible arrangement with an attached note that says "Edible Arrangements are flippin' pricey, I tried though... And thanks for the B."
- Me: Or or or we get him friend chicken and write on it with a food coloring marker.
I accidentally type homelesslyamerican
and I looked at it for a second
and then said out loud
“I have made a grave mistake”
I think I should go to bed.
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I demand a spring wedding.
Look! I made a video! :D Matt is in it! He’s cool! I talk about VidCon! And a new word me and my friend Mia came up with! You should follow her! And reblog this please? That would be the coolest thing ever. Please?